Friday, January 13, 2012

1-13-12 Shakespeare Class top ten list

1.  Getting a daily nap
2.  Making inappropriate comments
3.  Learning from Ms. Perkins that pickled pigs feet look like foreskin
4.  Watching movies
5.  Figuring out how to understand Shakespeare
6.  Making a pear pie for my final project
7.  Eating all the food during our final projects
8.  Seeing boobs in the movies we watched
9.  When Jacob had to read in his girl voice
10.  Reading Othello

Friday, December 16, 2011

Journal 12-16 aka my birthday

DEAD!!!!

The advisor of the great king Claudius has been killed!  The killer, Hamlet.  Investigators say that after hours of investigation and talking with specific people, they have came to a general consensus.  It was self defence.  It is a well known fact that there has been much conflict between Hamlet and Polonius of the relationship between Hamlet and Ophelia. While interrogating Hamlet authorities found out they were having a disagreement over the matter and Polonius came at Hamlet with a knife.  Going with his natural instinct Hamlet drew his and stabbed Polonius resulting in his death.  Since Polonius was coming after Hamlet it has been ruled self defence.

Friday, December 9, 2011

Journal 12-9

To live or not to live, that is the debate
Is it better to live and suffer the horrible things one can not control?
Or end it all by killing myself
By doing so I would end my heartache and all the terrible things which I must endure
This sounds like what I want to happen
To die is to sleep and when you sleep u dream
But wait there is a problem
When you are in the slumber or death, can you dream?
Once you have died it is all over there is no going back
But who can handle all the struggles of life
All the wrong doings and the humiliation of life
The pain of unapproved love
The lack of integrity and the advantages taken by those in control
The failures I face
Why go through this?? When I can just kill myself
Why should I deal with the burden of life?
It is the fear of the unknown
No one knows what death has in store and you never return
It is the fears and mysteries of death that compel us to put up with the miseries of life
Our own imagination  and fear of the unknown scares us so much that we just deal with life and do nothing about it
Hush now here comes Ophelia
Will she remember me by  my sins?

Friday, December 2, 2011

12-2 journal 10 list of my Thanksgiving

1.  I got to see my sister
2.  I did a lot of traveling
3.  My Dad got a new pickup
4.  I had a lot of really good food
5.  I went wild pig hunting in Texas
6.  I got new tires for my pickup and saved a lot of money
7.  I drove a semi
8.  I saw some friends that are gone to college
9.  I had an extended weekend and missed quite a bit of school
10.  We made it home safely

Friday, November 18, 2011

Journal 11-18 top 10 things to do when I am bored

1. Go for a horse back ride
2.  People watch, especially in airports because there are some strange people.
3.  Play with my dog Taylor.
4.  Just stroll around and check things out.
5.  If I am in class I always stare out the window when I am bored.
6.  Make border line inappropriate comments.
7.  Hang out with my friends and just goof off.
8.  Watch TV.
9.  Take a nap.
10.  Text some random person out of my contacts on my phone.

Friday, November 4, 2011

Journal 11-4

Dictonary deffinition for a terrilbe Holloween costume- A young child dressed up as a cluster of grapes.  Often purple but can also be green.  Not recomended as a costume for mothers to dress the young boy up as.  Can cause embarassment of small children.

Friday, October 28, 2011

Journal 10-28 Stupid fights

"It is mine", my brother yelled.  "No it is not", I replied.  "Yes it is", he shouted one more time.  "Well then I am taking it from you". "No, I stole it out of Jackie's room so it is mine".  This dipute between my brother and I was one of the stupid fights that people get into sometimes for no particular reason , and to makes things even worse, it was over a pillow.  He had this pillow and I took it from him at first just to be an annoying big brother.  But, when I found out that he had taken it out of our sister's room I immediately felt obligated to steal it from him.  We wrestled around pretend fighting over this stupid pillow for awhile and then decided that we should just call Jackie and find out who could really keep the pillow.  Cole ran to get the phone and being much smarter than he is I quickly called her on my cell phone, knowing that if I talked to her I would surely convince her to give the pillow to me.  Luckily she answered.  I told her about the situation and made up a few things about my brother and nearly had her convinced the let me have it when she heard my brother yelling in the background "that is not true".  So as it turns out she talked to my brother and came to the concensus that he should get to keep the pillow.